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Council Of Existence Bulletin
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To:
The glob known as Physical Universe, particularly all internal residents.
Subject:
Temporary Management Alteration
Information:
Your most recent PUCEO (Physical Universe CEO), God, has been found guilty of neglect of duty as follows:
--Failure to correct or upgrade a severely flawed and degenerating attempted creation.
Yes, *something,* somewhere and somewhen, was created, but it has fast descended to such a disgusting blight on the general reputation of existences, that corrective action was required, and we were compelled to bypass on an emergency basis before your universe imploded into a sort of self-gelled cesspool floating in eternity.
Solution:
God has been suspended pending full training on ACR (advanced creation repair).
A temporary CEO, Lucifer, of another realm, has been assigned the additional duties of management of your universe until God has been adequately retrained and returned to duty.
You won't notice much difference really. The torture, flame, and boiling lava pits are quite similar to the fire, brimstone, and floods, though a bit warmer. Call it a temporary tropical environmental upgrade if you wish.
Good luck.
By the way Earth, for your information, you are so distant from being the center of your universe, that you practically do not even exist. We're not saying that situation must remain, but you will need to work on it (among other things). You can certainly help clean up the pigpen so to speak. Have a little surprise for God on his return.
In several trillion years we shall issue another bulletin preceeding re-posting of God.
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