"The ability to assume or grant (give, allow) beingness is probably the highest of human virtues." - L Ron Hubbard (from Tech Dictionary, def of "Grant Beingness")
Brief Bio
I write vampire novels. It's all I want to do. :-)
Cecilia, you are one of the most self directed, responsible and kick tushie person I know. You are also a pleasure to have as a daughter. I am so glad you did not turn out to be the boy I thought I wanted.
L, Mom
He wants to know do vampires eat cats. Now, that's just silly. Everyone knows that cats taste like chicken and...
Now the dog has a question...
See, what you started.
No, Bosco there are no vampire cats.
Oh man! You really got to know off all this vampire talk... you're scaring the BeJesus out of the kids and... I'll be sleeping with both swords tonight, and the cat and the dog, even the fish will get into the act... this just can't go on.
Are you out of you blood sucking mind? I don't even BELIEVE in vampires! How could I condone such moribund behavior, what would my mother think? Encouraging such...
Excuse me I have to take this call... What...? But...? Well if you insist...click.
That was the Devil. Sorry, I couldn't put him on speaker. He hates it when I put him on the speaker and the cat complains... what does he know!
Ok, so Lucifer said that I have to be nice to you and not give you any ***t because he's in your corner... whatever that means.
So, Ok you can be my friend - but no funny stuff. I'm type A+ but there are plenty of other guys with tastier blood than mine so just keep your distance. And my wife puts garlic in everything, and I have crosses all over the place, and... oh just a minute... the dog is trying to dig up the coffin... AGAIN!
But none of this is real... right! He, He, he…
Ignore that pounding on the door - it's just that phony alien from Roswell... he just won't go away. Claims I took his hand…
I don't have any hand...
Tell 'um. Please tell 'um that there are no Vampires, and the government is our friend.
And if that dam werewolf boyfriend or yours pisses on my lawn one more time...
"No, Dr. Jekyll or is it Mr. Hyde (I can never tell those two apart) you can't borrow another shovel."
How can an honest fellow get any work done with neighbors like that...
We'll have to continue these conversations at another time the Gypsies are due here any minute and Hansel and Gretel are still in the oven...
Hi, Sugar! Like I said, I've decided that your sole purpose it to supply me with good vampire reading material... and I'm deprived over here. Hurry up, k?
Hi, checked your site. My wife chuckled and said "Good God!" and demanded to see the picture and I explained the home page "empowering women everywhere". Interesting writer tips page.
Thanks for the friend accept. Check my wife's fantasy "Curse of Nemereth" on my profile/page. There is more on her facebook/myspace profiles.
I will check your site and vampire stories soon (though it is more my wife's kind of thing)
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L, Mom
Wait a minute the cat just walked in...
What...?
He wants to know do vampires eat cats. Now, that's just silly. Everyone knows that cats taste like chicken and...
Now the dog has a question...
See, what you started.
No, Bosco there are no vampire cats.
Oh man! You really got to know off all this vampire talk... you're scaring the BeJesus out of the kids and... I'll be sleeping with both swords tonight, and the cat and the dog, even the fish will get into the act... this just can't go on.
Please make it stop...
Are you out of you blood sucking mind? I don't even BELIEVE in vampires! How could I condone such moribund behavior, what would my mother think? Encouraging such...
Excuse me I have to take this call... What...? But...? Well if you insist...click.
That was the Devil. Sorry, I couldn't put him on speaker. He hates it when I put him on the speaker and the cat complains... what does he know!
Ok, so Lucifer said that I have to be nice to you and not give you any ***t because he's in your corner... whatever that means.
So, Ok you can be my friend - but no funny stuff. I'm type A+ but there are plenty of other guys with tastier blood than mine so just keep your distance. And my wife puts garlic in everything, and I have crosses all over the place, and... oh just a minute... the dog is trying to dig up the coffin... AGAIN!
But none of this is real... right! He, He, he…
Ignore that pounding on the door - it's just that phony alien from Roswell... he just won't go away. Claims I took his hand…
I don't have any hand...
Tell 'um. Please tell 'um that there are no Vampires, and the government is our friend.
And if that dam werewolf boyfriend or yours pisses on my lawn one more time...
"No, Dr. Jekyll or is it Mr. Hyde (I can never tell those two apart) you can't borrow another shovel."
How can an honest fellow get any work done with neighbors like that...
We'll have to continue these conversations at another time the Gypsies are due here any minute and Hansel and Gretel are still in the oven...
L, Mom
I will check your site and vampire stories soon (though it is more my wife's kind of thing)